Highway Planner Mugs

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Detour to your house.

"We only got six days of funding."

Tourists

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Innovation & Calculation

Monday: Next 7 exits.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Any references?"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

HS2

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'