Highway Maintenance Prints

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Deflator mouse

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lazy plumber.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

When did you last have your oil changed?

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Acme Flyswatters.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.