Highway Maintenance Pillows

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Your tax $ at work...unless it's a weekend, one of 17 holidays or after 4 PM!

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Deflator mouse

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Acme Flyswatters.

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"On your mark! Get set!"