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'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a slow trap.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Snail Crossing.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'