Highway Hilarity Seekers Prints

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a slow trap.'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Snail Crossing.

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'