Highway Haute Couture Pillows

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haute Suture

A Macaroni in 1772

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Fashion Week"

Sir Cecil Beaton

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Stylist at London Fashion week resigns over a designer's decision to use a live rooster as a suitable accessory to the outfit.

The latest fall fashion trends

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Belling the Cat

What To Wear On The Interstate -The Spring Collection

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

A Car checking out some Cardigans made for Cars

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

Summer is ending, Ernie. It's time for me to put away my business shorts and bring my business sweatpants back out.