Highlife Admirer Gifts

Old woman with a chandelier for a lamp.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

The Land Before Mimes.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"You have the right to remain silent."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Mime Today / The Before Mime

'We need to talk.'

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

A pair of mimes mimic working hard.

"Which one of you is Mr. Wakefield?"

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

'His mute button must be stuck.'

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

Danger - Mime Field.

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'New plant? New hairdo?'

Cartload of Boisterous Cockneys Tipping a Gentleman's Hat

Mute Ventriloquist