Highland Dress Enthusiast Prints

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

"They're comfortable."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Scottish party

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Cowgirl lipstick.

Prince.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

A suit of scarecrows

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

'Drink up, Helmut...'

The real flower-show

Welsh dresser.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 7.

"Now look here, my money is as good as any man's and I decide when I've had enough hats."

Orthodox Priest

Scottish Man Confuses Children Over Which Bathroom To Use.

"All my dirndls are at the dry cleaner's."

"Now that is one big ass hat."

And the rest is history.

'MUST YOU, Bert?!'

Rainbow Skier

"He's fixin' to make a dramatic entrance and convey the right amount of menace without being too matchy-matchy."

'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'

The Garb of Old Gaul.