Western Fashion Enthusiast Prints

"Now that is one big ass hat."

"They're comfortable."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Dawing your Cellphone

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."