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"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"So, what are you reading?"

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Football team discussions.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

Student Debt

End of Affirmative Action

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.