High Society Navigator Pillows

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"I detect an accent – money?"

'New money or old money?'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Wall St. Glitterati

"I really like smart women."

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.