High Society Navigator Prints

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

'New money or old money?'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"I really like smart women."

Wall St. Glitterati

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'