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"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'New money or old money?'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Wall St. Glitterati

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'