High Society Junior T-Shirts

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Sloaney Pony.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Afternoon Tea

"I detect an accent – money?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'New money or old money?'

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Wall St. Glitterati

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

Sloane Ranger.

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

The card room at Bath