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Game Addiction

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Win - win

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

First Prize!

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Jean Philippe Rameau

Get a life

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Ski-ball.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"I'm still looking, sir."

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Animal Overachievers

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

High energy drinks

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

'Well, it is a record of sorts.'