High School Heroes Pillows

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Exam

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

PROBLEM AREAS

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I started a collection!"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

I love Basketball.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Superman's laundry

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"We moved here for the schools."

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.