High-octane Dreamers Gifts

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

The toothfairy

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

My Hero

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Excess Baggage

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"What's that persistent, irritating noise?"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

Divers Lap Pool

A new "U" vending machine

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I'm worried about a monster under my bed and I'm worried about college."

Things were Running Smooth at Inchworm Town until...

"I have an app that alerts me when I'm delusional about be able to afford a property."