High Iq Society T-Shirts

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Afternoon Tea

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Wall St. Glitterati

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

Sloane Ranger.

Ladies' Mile

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

Social Insecurities

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

"At the conclusion of this evening's concert, ladies and gentlemen, I'll thank you for not forgetting the tip jar."

Close of the season - The London footman exhausted.

Crowds Gather for the Opera in the Zoological Gardens

Hyde Park