High-five Horticulturist Pillows

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

The Garden

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Tree Identification Field Guide...

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

'They gave thanks for a bountiful harvest? Their garden must've done better than yours.'

User friendly soil.

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Priest watering his wings.

"The garden is my résumé."

The happy gardener

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

Gardener's Calendar: Look out for damage by hail.

Clown watering his flowers.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

The Garden of My Heart

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"You give up too easily, dear."