High-fidelity T-Shirts

Large hi fi.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Leap Frog

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Minister Starts at a New Church

High Jump

'Mother will catch you!'

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'Let go of the pole!'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Tightrope Walker

The stilt walkers union on strike

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Stilettos Sharpened

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Transylvanian Athletics.

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Well, high performers, how do you like the view?'

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"Shoes Louboutin"

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Yes it's impractical, expensive, and painful, but it looks amazing and I love it."

'I preferred it before we had high definition television.'