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Donna Karan's Nightmare

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"They're comfortable."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"Take it. It's the dress code."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Punks get old.

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

'That suit is you, alright, but our dress code says it isn't us.'

Most folks just go with the white.

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"Rough ruff? Rough!"

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

"Too dressy?"

Ask me about my thick neck.

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.