High-end Living Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, the economic crisis... when I think of what I've got to part with to keep the Lamborghini, the racehorse and the house in St. Tropez..."

Sloaney Pony.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Champagne Charlie.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'New money or old money?'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'Excess is the way I measure success.'