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'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Selfie

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"For drinks or dinner?"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Elvis Presley

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Hoxton map.

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

TV stage door

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"