Hieroglyphics Fan Gifts

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

It was a very boring dynasty.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

I need a six-symbol word for "rare fruit." First symbol is Ankh, fourth is squiggly line. Early Crossword.

It says not only was he a kind and benevolent ruler, he was a fun type too.

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Well la de da. . .

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"I can't take another memoir."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

I never know what to expect from those guys --- they're pretty loopy!

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

The Nosy Cleaner

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'