Hieroglyphics Fan Gifts

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

It was a very boring dynasty.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Well la de da. . .

"Writer's block?"

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Lost to antiquity.

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"I can't take another memoir."

The Nosy Cleaner

'It's this one here, that I don't understand.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'

'Remember my son, it's not who you are, but who I was that matters.'

"You don't look a day over 3030."