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"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"

"Who do you think you're dealing with, Smith? Does it say 'stupid' on my office door?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"The boss can see you now."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I like to keep things simple."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Businessman at the deep end.

You are here.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

George Smith Patton

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."