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'Relax, Private. The enemy is still some distance away.'

'Strategic Manager' and 'Just sort of randomly making stuff up as they go along manager'.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

George Smith Patton

'Just a little psychological warfare to intimidate the enemy.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"I see your lie on the war and raise you an untruth on healthcare..." (Poker Party Politics)

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

'They fooled us with the scream pass again!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'