Hierarchy Joker Prints

Snobs club: Press 1 to speak to a somebody, press 2 to speak to a nobody.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Pecking order.

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

See, Bill? They DID remember us this Valentine's Day!

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Gates of heaven

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."