Hierarchy Humorist Prints

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"It's the new management structure, the worker's the one at the bottom."

'Will you be comfortable working for a rigid top down hierarchical corporation?'

'They're upper-management.'

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'No, you weren't demoted, we just created a number of new positions above you.'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"In this latest reorganization, each department is assigned a graphic icon. So, to understand your new place in the hierarchy, just remember that paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors, and scissors cut paper!"

'I didn't get my 'Hail, Caesar' from you this morning.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'

"Actually I'm only the assistant evil overlord."

"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."

"You're quite a difficult man to see."

"I'm feeling insecure, Ms. Dale. Send in someone below my pay grade."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"I think Frank needs to work on his corporate image!"

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

There's a rumor we may be promoted to corporal.

"You're really enjoying you new principal status, aren't you?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'C'mon, no need to be so formal. You don't have to call me 'Sir' or 'Boss', you can just call me 'God', 'Master', or 'Your Highness'.'

'We're all just numbers here, Henderson - but I'm a big number.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

'Your guess is as good as mine, but mine is worth more.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'The J.Walter only building'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."