Hierarchy Joker Mugs

Snobs club: Press 1 to speak to a somebody, press 2 to speak to a nobody.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

Pecking order.

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Gates of heaven

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

See, Bill? They DID remember us this Valentine's Day!

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"