Hi-fi Systems Pillows

'Can you tell me where the ON button is?"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Boom Box

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'I pimped your sound-system.'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"