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'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

"He was a very good boy."

Too much cilantro

"It is we."

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"Yes, I'm alone."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Plant Lady

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Have Horns Venn

'You're too aggressive.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

'Look what my son gave me!'

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

"Fake."

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"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."