Heron Enthusiast Mugs

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

"He was a very good boy."

"It is we."

Too much cilantro

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Yes, I'm alone."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Spike Milligan

Have Horns Venn

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Plant Lady

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

'No - Albrecht Durer did not make it up'

"Fake."

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Concerto for Two Horns

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."