Hero With A Badge Pillows

No confused expressions - 'Hey you!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Dad's Workbench

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'Boat Launch'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Giant sandwich bags.

Beer Sergeant.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Born to play ball.

Blue-Collar Workers

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'