Hermit Sibling Prints

'You need to get out more, Harv- MEET PEOPLE!'

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

OM, SWEET OM

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Free why-fi.”

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Unsocial Networking.

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"