Hermit Sibling Mugs

'You need to get out more, Harv- MEET PEOPLE!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

OM, SWEET OM

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."