Connected Hermit Prints

Cellphone Islands

Television Readers.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Connected to Technology.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Free why-fi.”

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Unsocial Networking.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."