Contemporary Hermit Prints

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Free why-fi.”

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'