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'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

At The Clown Bank.

"I'm very highly strung!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Serpent Instrument player

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

The woodwind section

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'

"Apparently you should have kept your Facebook private."

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'."

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

Roger's computer crashes.

"I thought we said no presents!"

"Goopta feels that enlightenment should be fun."