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"Wow. I share DNA with Moby Dick!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Choose, Fenster

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

New Marvel Heroes

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

Lancelot put to the Test.

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

'To me! Let's party.'

No Hand Signals

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'

Ringing bell

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

'Well, if my son does have a belligerent attitude, then he must have picked it up here at school.'

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"

'We talk, we dialog, we speak one to the other, but we don't communicate.'

"Let me try that!"