Heritage Site Fan Prints

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Loch Ness Monster

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

God's Double Whammy.

Bertolt Brecht

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Little boy dragon

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Frog Prince