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'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Moby Dick

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Ask A Silly Question.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Romulus and Remus

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Little boy dragon

Loch Ness Monster

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

God's Double Whammy.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Welsh Lady

Frog Prince