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"Young Frankenstein"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Before/After

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A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Fixing the TV.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I think I found the problem.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Economic Conference.

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

Lemonade Survey

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'