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"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'3-D TV Kit'

"I've been genetically modified!"

Filling the Missile Gap

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Fur Baby

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

Fixing the TV.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Never marry an engineer."