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"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'3-D TV Kit'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Fur Baby

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Filling the Missile Gap

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Fixing the TV.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"