Hen Humor Fan Prints

"Remember – not all of them become chickens."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

Beer Parasol.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

No, I don

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'