Hemp Clothing Gifts

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'