Helpless Heroes Gifts

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

Frontex

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

The Children's Hospital

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Dove with its wings tied

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"No, not 'delighted', the midwife is asking how 'dilated' you are!"

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

US Asylum

Medical insurance reminder

'Samaritans, mission control'

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

"It looks like distance learning didn't go so well for the Smiths this year."

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"I didn't expect to see you again, Mr Sykes. The tablets worked then?"