Helpfulness Gifts

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'He'd fall over backwards to help anybody.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'I'm on my way!'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Opening the Barrel

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Valet park only"

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

With Compliments

Complementary Beverages

Mental Health System Breakdown

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Cares and woes.