Helpfulness T-Shirts

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'He'd fall over backwards to help anybody.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'I'm on my way!'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

"Valet park only"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Opening the Barrel

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Complementary Beverages

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

With Compliments

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Cares and woes.

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