Helpdesk Support Gifts

"Your screams, shouts and swearing may be recorded for training purposes. . ."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gadget geek.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Geek fairies

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

If Disney was a software company

Terry had a computer bug.

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?