Helpdesk Operator Gifts

Tech-Support

Voice Jail

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Computers Support and Repairs: "We don't sell sledgehammers."

"I'll come down only for a software problem. I don't make mouse calls."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Your call is important to us...

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Elevator/Open Range

"I'll give you a moment."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Call Center.

Computer tech support sacred offering

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"